emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

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oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

thebritishempirestrikesback:

mcclaimed:

spideyswede:

I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:

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him and that frog are about to go off

am I going mad?? Where the fuck is the frog in this photo??? help!

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

derinthemadscientist:
“ areslinkysart:
“ ascientistknits:
“Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite
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Judging from the way the stripes go,...

derinthemadscientist:

areslinkysart:

ascientistknits:

Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite  

Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.

The next Doctor’s costume looks great.

Anonymous asked
if butch is gender non conforming, would that mean femme is gender conforming? im not sure i understand the femme half of the butch/femme dynamic

soloontherocks:

discourseful:

not really, it’s kind of hard to explain but the way i understand it is that it’s reclaiming femininity as a lesbian? i’m not femme so i’m not really good at explaining it bxhbbdbdb

Femme is gender norm SUBVERTING, butch is gender norm REJECTING.


Butches reclaim their identity by rejecting the norms placed on womanhood by the patriarchy. If men say women must be soft, fragile, and gentle, butches are hard, strong, and assertive.


Femmes reclaim their identity by SUBVERTING the norms placed on womenhood by the patriarchy. If men say women must dress ‘girly’ and have long flowing hair and wear makeup and heels in order to be attractive to men, femmes say “I’ll be soft and beautiful and feminine, but it’s not for you, it’s for other women.”


That’s why butch and femme are lesbian only identities. Not only did lesbians make them, but they are inherently tied up with rejecting men and decentering men in our lives. They’re identities that both revolve around being women-aligned and only attracted to other women-aligned people at the specific and aggressive exclusion of men.


( @discourseful )

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

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